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This might be Clover in a few years.

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana
and he sees a sign in
front of a broken down shanty-style house:
‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘He
rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
the dog is in the
backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice
looking Labrador
retriever sitting there.

‘You talk?’ he asks.

‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a
dog talk, he says
‘So, what’s your story?’

The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered
that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
so… I told the
CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting
in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no
one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping.’

I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
years running…

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn’t getting
any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed
up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security, wandering
near suspicious
characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals.’

I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m
just retired.’

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he wants for
the dog.

Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are
you selling him so
cheap?

‘Because he’s a liar. He’s never been out of the yard’

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